What's the song called that starts with "las vegas is a society of armed masturbators"?

The other day i heard a song that started with a man saying "las vegas is a society of armed masturbators" then going on about pacman not effecting our generation. then (possibly DMX) raps about how he went from smoking weed, to anphetamines and coke, robbing the 5 dollar bet poker table ect. and its a funny song nothing serious, and i really want it lol so please help.